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August 17 2015

guckes
14:51
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How to change the World
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guckes
14:50
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The Terrorists have won

UncleSam: do you want to say it - or should i?
StatueOfLiberty: ok.. the terrorists have won.
guckes
14:48
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Origin of the Platypus

i'm just saying if we're stuck
here for 40 days and nights
maybe we should get to
know other couples..
Reposted byperitus peritus
guckes
14:45
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Irish Dancing - Volume 2

whilst doing a long overdue cleanout
at the offices of ireland_s oldest and
most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara
made a terrible discovery...

the book
of irish
dancing
volume 2
"how to
incorporate
the arms"
Reposted bymalborghettonefertari180TiffanysFireLily

August 13 2015

guckes
18:07
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Klugscheisser

"sind klugscheisser anwesend?"  "keiner?"

"WALFISCH."
"Wale sind keine fische!"
"Danke"

---

"any smartasses present?"  "noone?"

"Whales" (Whale Fish)
"whales are not fish!"
"thankyou.."
guckes
16:34
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Trinkender Elephant

Elephant: ich trinke, um zu vergessen.
Zebra: ein elephant vergisst doch nie!?
Elephant: teufelskreis.
Reposted bycygenb0ckimperfectworldperitus

August 09 2015

guckes
13:56
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Wegen des Geldes

"ihr kommt doch nur wegen dem geld"
"nein, wegen des geldes."
guckes
13:55
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Wasserspender
Water Dispenser
Reposted bylvcks lvcks
guckes
13:54
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Vintage Social Network
guckes
13:53
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.. wo du herkommst

alter mann: "geh gefälligt dahin, wo du herkommst!"
junger mann: "was soll ich in dortmund?"
Reposted bySirenensangmarrohquicquid
guckes
13:52
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too much thyme

"i have way too much thyme on my hands"
Reposted byfoxgallagherlifu
guckes
13:51
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Intelligent Life

Calvin: "sometimes i think that
the surest sign that intelligent life exists
elsewhere in the universe is that none
of it has tried to contact us."
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guckes
13:50
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The Unknown Soldier vs The Known Soldier
guckes
13:49
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The American People Have Spoken
Reposted bymalborghetto malborghetto
guckes
13:47
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Mental Illness

doctor: "do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness"?
patient: "no.. they all seem to enjoy it!"
Reposted byKudlatyBluestcm
guckes
13:45
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Straßenschluchten
guckes
13:45
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Spaces or Tabs

"let's settle this once and for all.. spaces or tabs"?
"tabs?"  "spaces?"  "both?"
Reposted byp0rno p0rno
guckes
13:43
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Selfies

"könnten sie bitte ein selfie von mir machen?"
Reposted bymalborghetto malborghetto
guckes
13:42
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Save 100%


sign: "save up to 100%*
..
*when you dont buy anything"
Reposted bydeviliablueorchidmalborghettocoffeeandunicorns
guckes
13:41
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join the resistance

resistance is OHM
Reposted bygodcake2093m4ddieullivers
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